After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Illinois, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.
“Don’t worry, at this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection,” the nurse told me.
“I haven’t got an erection,” I replied.
“No, but I have,” replied the nurse.
Don’t get a colonoscopy in San Francisco
Health Update:
It appears that I have an infection in the colon that just won’t go away. The “butt” doctor took a biopsy when he did the colonscopy. No signs of cancer or polyps but just an inflammation that just won’t go away. Soooo… I’m back on antibiotics.
Then I twisted my ankle over this past weekend. I wonder what will happen next.
January 24th, 2013 at 08:49
Bwahahahahahaha. Yep, stay out of San Francisco. Weird place and then some.
I hope the antibiotics work. I also hope that your twisted ankle will heal quickly too. I hate twisting my ankle. I’ve done it so many times too. Bugger.
Have a terrific day Steve.
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January 24th, 2013 at 21:05
LOL..at first I tought you really let them take a picture of you! I am so so numb some times. But, yes even I, a blond know to avoid San Francisco.
I am glad to hear no polyps or cancer but I do hope the medicine works and you feel better soon. Our daughter who has Turner Syndrome lives with Colitis half the time. I know it is miserable!
The weather turned on me. It’s going to be damp, foggy, cold and rainy through next Tuesday. So I am back…look out!
Take care and I hope it doesn’t hurt too too bad. That’s not a good place to hurt!
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January 25th, 2013 at 10:19
I also thought you was serious but as I got further down I fell in (gawd excuse the pun
LOL OK you got me there
Have a fantasmagorical weekend
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