After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Illinois, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.
“Don’t worry, at this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection,” the nurse told me.
“I haven’t got an erection,” I replied.
“No, but I have,” replied the nurse.
Don’t get a colonoscopy in San Francisco
It appears that I have an infection in the colon that just won’t go away. The “butt” doctor took a biopsy when he did the colonscopy. No signs of cancer or polyps but just an inflammation that just won’t go away. Soooo… I’m back on antibiotics.
Then I twisted my ankle over this past weekend. I wonder what will happen next.