Oh no! I’ve discovered a world wide conspiracy by UFO aliens. They are here!
They pose as Doctors! Hard to believe… isn’t it?
Listening to most alien abduction stories, the abductees claim to be anally probed! Aliens have disguised themselves as Doctors and perform colonoscopies!
Seriously, I went in for a colonoscopy Friday morning. The whole process took about an hour and a half from the time I walked in the door to the time I walked out. It surprised me how quickly it was done. When they wheeled me into the exam room I jokingly told the doctor to take some good pictures because I wanted to use them on next years Christmas card. Everybody laughed. Shortly before I walked out the doctor handed me a sheet of paper with four printed pictures of my insides. Merry Christmas he said. Smart A$$ doctor. LOL
To make a long story short, I have an inflamed colon. The doctor took a biopsy but we won’t know anything for about a week. So for now I’m on soft foods. Whatever that means.
Have a great week!