Somewher in the state of confusion

Retired LEO 32 years and an award winning BBQ cook on the KCBS circuit. Very often politically and grammatically incorrect while spouting incoherent gibberish.

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Aramdillo Eggs

By on October 13th, 2015

Something easy to make for your next tailgate party.Aramdillo Eggs – Jalapenos, sausage, bacon… What more can you ask for? Cream Cheese? – Cream Cheeze, Cheddar Cheese (grated), garlic (finely diced), Jalapeno Peppers, Breakfast Sausage, Italian Sausage, Chorizo Sausage (ground), BBQ Rub of choice, Ranch Dressing, Set your smoker…


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Monday’s Recipe

By on October 5th, 2015

Chunky Cat Barf

Yield 6 small servings

1 large spaghetti squash
8 ounces cottage cheese (I like large curd)
16 ounces mozzarella cheese, grated
8 ounces parmesan cheese, grated
1 quart spaghetti sauce (with green…


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A trip to ‘Urgent Care”

By on October 1st, 2015

An engineer who has been unemployed for a long time decides to open an urgent care clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: “A cure for your ailment guaranteed for $500; we’ll pay you $1,000 if we fail.”

A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn…