Burnt Food Dude

Not really. The movers are coming tomorrow, Wednesday. However, today I have to take apart Pat’s and my computers, printers, etc. and pack them so the movers can move them. I probably won’t be back online for a few days. Everything else is just about packed.

The TVs and Satellite box will be packed up after Dancing With the Stars finale. We have to see who wins. My money is on the blond (I don’t remember her name) or the young girl. The dark horse (no pun intended) is the football player.

How about some moving joke?

I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job promotion. I also sent flowers the same day to a funeral for a friend.

I found out later that the flower shop got the cards mixed up. They sent the card to the guy who was moving that said, “Deepest Condolences,” and sent the card to the funeral home that said, “I know it’s hot where you’re going, but you deserve it!

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What are you doing?”She answers, “I’m moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!”Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.When she asks him where he’s going, he replies…”I’m going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!”

A family had spent the day moving from their Iowa farmhouse into a brand new house in a nearby development. Very early the next morning, their 3 year old son ran into the parent’s bedroom to wake them up. The mother dressed him and told him to go play in the yard.

About 30 minutes later, he came running back, “Mommy! Mommy!” he exclaimed, “Everybody has doorbells—and they ALL work!”

One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny’s father said, “Johnny, we have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas!”

“And I’ll be DAMNED if I’m gonna get stuck with your $80,000 mortgage!”

See you guys when I get hook back up!

Peace, Love and have a blessed week!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile…
A: Robin get into the Batmobile

Q: Where do Batman’s goldfish live?
A: In the bat tub

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Crude pun but I guess you could say, “He got so drunk that he was shitfaced.”

A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman held been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress. The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapes the young man realized he couldn’t hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.

“SPOT!” called out the young woman’s mother to the family dog, lying at the young man’s feet.

Relieved at the dog’s having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. “Spot!” she called out sharply. “I’ve got it made,” thought the fellow to himself. One more and I’ll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.

“Spot!” shrieked the mother. “Get over here before he poops on you!”

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I HATE MOVING!

After being in the same place for 13 months we have to move. We don’t have to move right but we’ll still have to move.

We moved into Sandy Oaks RV Resort Park into a rent/lease double wide trailer. We were told at the time that when we moved out the trailer would be gutted, rebuilt and the trailer would be put up for sale. There was not set length of time that we had to move out. We talked to Doug (one of the park owners) and was told that he and his wife owned the trailer and not the park. After talking to Doug, I thought we had settled on a price for the trailer. It was a lower price than the other trailers around it, but that was because Doug said that was because it would cost a “bunch” of money to renovate the trailer.

Since it was the start of Snowbird Season down here, Doug got busy with running the park and activities. We weren’t in a hurry (our mistake) to sign papers to buy the home. As luck would have it, a few weeks later, Doug was out riding his motor cycle. A car blew a stop sign and Doug T-boned the car at 50 MPH. Doug survived but didn’t fare to well. He has been in and out of a coma and not recovering to well.

To make a long story short, Doug’s father took over the running of the park. When we got down to buying the house the price increased tremendously. Close to a new renovated trailer. Since we had nothing in writing and Doug out of it we didn’t accept the new “deal”.

We looked around and found a house not to far away from where we are now but we’ll miss the pool and “Senior Summer Camp”. LOL

I’ll probably be missing for a week because of moving Yes, I will be getting a better internet service. I should be able to kiss Verizon internet goodbye!

How was your week?

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Lt. Alan Wood
90 years old from Sierra Madre, Ca.
May 3, 1922 – April 18, 2013

Alan Wood didn’t run into a burning building to rescue someone. He isn’t credited with charging into the line of fire or piloting a damaged plane to save the crew. But he did play a role in what has become one of the most iconic images of all time. After nearly a month of heavy fighting U.S forces were able to capture the island of Iwo Jima. A flag was raised to seal the victory. When asked is anyone had a larger flag it was Lt. Wood who was able to provide one and a picture that has come to symbolize the sacrifice and heart of the military was taken. On April 18, Alan Wood passed away at the age of 90.

You can read more about Lt. Alan Wood here

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives just so others may get to enjoy freedom. For that I am proud to call them Hero. Those Who Say That We’re In A Time When There Are No Heroes, They Just Don’t Know Where To Look This post is part of the Wednesday Hero Blogroll. For more information about Wednesday Hero, or if you would like to post it on your site, you can go here.

I’ve been PMed by some people asking me why do I do a Wednesday’s Hero post. Well, I think to many people have their heads up their ass! They put drug addled singers on a pedestal. They think the thug life style is the life to emulate. They think rapping about killing people is cool. They think calling women bitches is cool. They have no aim in life except to get whatever they can get from the “system” without putting anything into it.

I honor the men and women that nobody hears about. The unsung hero! They do an impossible job that the above named people would run away from like a screaming baby. Unfortunately some of these people died doing the right thing. They didn’t die over dosing on illegal drugs. Not for God, Country and Mom’s apple pie. They do it for their fellow man. They do it for the loved ones at home. (end of rant)

We’ve been in Florida for 13 months. We leased a double wide mobile home in an RV park. Our stay here has been fun, especially during the ‘snow bird” season AKA “Senior summer Camp”. Now we have to move again. The park wants to gut the mobile home and renovate the inside and sell it for some outrageous money. So we have to move. We’ve found a real house that we will be moving into, so the next few weeks will be a bit stressful again. Packing and unpacking. The move isn’t very far just about 2 miles from where we are now.