• Hometown Hero

    I missed last weeks entry. Even though this is April first this lady is no joke!

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    March is Int’l Women’s History Month. What better time to spotlight 21-year Miami-Dade Police veteran Officer Veronica Dixon. Officer Dixon works in MIA’s Incident Containment Team (ICT). Her team contains dangerous, high-risk situations until the SWAT team arrives. Danger and high-stakes are nothing new to Officer Dixon who spent 11 years as a senior hostage negotiator. Why police work? That’s easy says Officer Dixon, “I knew since I was seven I wanted to be a police officer. I’m one of ten kids and half of us are in police or military service. Giving back is just part of our DNA.” Thanks for keeping us safe!



  • Silly Sunday

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    Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

    Old Lady: I am 94 years old.

    Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

    Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

    Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

    Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?

    Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my David died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Old Lady: He began to rub all over my body.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

    Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?

    Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so spicy’ that I just laid down and told him ‘Take me, young man. Take me now!’

    Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

    Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, ‘April Fool!’ And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard!!



  • Feline Friday – code updated

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  • Silly Sunday

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    This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable!

    A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

    ” Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?”

    “We’re taking Continental,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!”

    “Continental?” exclaimed the hairdresser. ” That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they’re always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?”

    “We’ll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome ‘s Tiber River called Teste.”

    “Don’t go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it’s really a dump.”

    “We’re going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.”

    “That’s rich,” laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it.”

    A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .

    “It was wonderful,” explained the woman, “not only were we on time in one of Continental’s brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot..
    And the hotel was great! They’d just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it’s a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner’s suite at no extra charge!”

    “Well,” muttered the hairdresser, “that’s all well and good, but I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”

    “Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

    Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me..”

    “Oh, really! What’d he say ?”

    He said: “Who fucked up your hair?”

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  • Feline Friday

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  • Hometown Hero – Officer Pejman Zarrin

    STOCKTON, California (NEWS10 ABC)– A 1-month-old baby boy is alive thanks a Stockton police officer.

    The baby’s mother told Officer Pejman Zarrin her son wasn’t breathing and needed help after flagging him down Wednesday around 7:30 p.m. near West and Hammer lanes. Police said Zarrin then immediately called for an ambulance.

    “The baby was lifeless,” police said in a news release.

    The mother said her son aspirated baby formula.

    When Zarrin took the baby into his arms, the boy was limp and did not appear to be breathing. Zarrin then cradled the baby and hit his back trying to dislodge what was stuck in the baby’s lungs and stomach.

    Police said after a few seconds, the baby started to move and make noise.

    “As police officers, we rarely deal with medical emergencies, especially involving babies. Officer Zarrin reacted swiftly to a very stressful situation,” Officer Joe Silva said in a news release. “Officer Zarrin provided life saving measures in a situation where seconds mattered. He took charge of the incident and brought a level of calm to a hectic situation.”

    When Stockton fire crews and medics got to the scene, they took the baby to a nearby hospital, where his condition was stabilized.

    Full story here => http://www.news10.net/story/news/local/stockton/2015/02/27/stockton-officer-saves-baby/24105057/



  • “O” would be proud!

    Obama would be proud because he toppled Saddam Hussein. Common core education at its best!

    This is a video from a recent Memorial Day where a news corespondent went out to ask some young people enjoying their day off some questions about America’s history in terms of war. We have Memorial Day off in order to honor the troops that have served for us, but many Americans do not know exactly the sacrifices that were made. This video features some facts that most Americans learn before high school, but it’s obvious that some pay attention more than others.

    The above was published on-line from the San Francisco Globe on March 16th 2015



  • Silly Sunday

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    Vincent Van Gogh’s family tree

    His dizzy aunt ———————————————– Verti Gogh

    The brother who ate prunes——————————- Gotta Gogh

    The brother who worked at a convenience store —— Stop N Gogh

    The grandfather from Yugoslavia —————————– U Gogh

    His magician uncle ——————————– Where-diddy Gogh

    His Mexican cousin —————————————- A Mee Gogh

    The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother ———— Gring Gogh

    The nephew who drove a stage coach ————— Wells-far Gogh

    The constipated uncle ————————————- Can’t Gogh

    The ballroom dancing aunt ——————————– Tang Gogh

    The bird lover uncle ————————————– Fla-ming Gogh

    An aunt who taught positive thinking —————— Way-to-Gogh

    The little bouncy nephew ———————————– Poe Gogh

    A sister who loved disco ————————————– Go Gogh

    And his niece who travels the country in an RV — Winnie Bay Gogh

    I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh

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