• Silly sunday

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    An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command.

    While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.

    He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command.

    The Chief replied, “I’d be glad to share that with you, Admiral. After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the Navy insignia.

    Horrified the Admiral exclaims, “That’s very unhygienic!”

    The Chief shrugs and replies, “Well, If that’s the way you feel, sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts.”




  • Feline Friday

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    Feline Friday is simple to join. All you have to do is..

    1) post a picture, drawing, cartoon or video of a cat (They may be silly or cute)
    2) go up top to the menu bar and click on the Feline Friday code
    3) paste the code under your cat picture
    4) add your name and link

    That’s all there is to it! Be sure to check back every so often and visit all the Feline Friday bloggers. Also, please leave a nice comment on their blogs. Nasty comments will be deleted!




  • Hometown Hero – Cook County Deputy Sheriff Alfred “Butch” Brown, Jr. – EOW: Tuesday, November 17, 1992

    Deputy Alfred Brown succumbed to injuries suffered five days earlier after being struck in the head as he was arresting a man for disorderly conduct in the Cook County 6th District Courthouse in Markham.

    During the arrest, the suspect began resisting and gave Deputy Brown a backwards headbutt, striking him just above the left eye. The impact caused Deputy Brown to suffer a stroke several hours after the incident, and four more times in the next five days, until his death. The coroner determined Deputy Brown’s death was due to blunt head trauma and ruled it a homicide.

    The suspect was sentenced to 25 years in prison but was paroled in February 2005 after serving 12 years.

    Deputy Brown had served with the Cook County Sheriff’s Office for 17 years and was a US Air Force veteran. He was survived by his three children, mother, brothers and sisters.

    Read more: http://www.odmp.org/officer/970-deputy-sheriff-alfred-butch-brown-jr#ixzz3PPXjrLAH



  • Silly Sunday

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    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
    The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

    A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man, “What’s wrong?”

    “I feel terrible,” he explains, “I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it.”

    The blonde says, “Don’t worry.” She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

    The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops off out of sight.

    The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, “What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?”

    The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

    It says, “Hair Spray – Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.”

    Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

    This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

    Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

    Post a joke.
    Link Up with the URL to your joke in the Linky Tools Widget.
    Read my joke.
    Leave a comment to tell me how much you enjoyed my joke.
    Try and visit a few others participating in Silly Sunday.




  • Feline Friday

    enjoyable weekend

    Feline Friday is simple to join. All you have to do is..

    1) post a picture, drawing, cartoon or video of a cat (They may be silly or cute)
    2) go up top to the menu bar and click on the Feline Friday code
    3) paste the code under your cat picture
    4) add your name and link

    That’s all there is to it! Be sure to check back every so often and visit all the Feline Friday bloggers. Also, please leave a nice comment on their blogs. Nasty comments will be deleted!




  • Silly Sunday

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    A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him.

    Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out!

    The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant “Take another drink”! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

    Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, “Take another drink”! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

    The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left…. then to the right…. right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

    The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, “That boy should have quit while he was a head.”

    Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

    This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

    Post a joke.
    Link Up with the URL to your joke in the Linky Tools Widget.
    Read my joke.
    Leave a comment to tell me how much you enjoyed my joke.




  • Feline Friday

    “Space, the final frontier! To go where no cat has gone before”

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    (Note: No cat or humans were hurt in making this catideo)

    Feline Friday is simple to join. All you have to do is..

    1) post a picture, drawing, cartoon or video of a cat (They may be silly or cute)
    2) go up top to the menu bar and click on the Feline Friday code
    3) paste the code under your cat picture
    4) add your name and link

    That’s all there is to it! Be sure to check back every so often and visit all the Feline Friday bloggers. Also, please leave a nice comment on their blogs. Nasty comments will be deleted!

    (NOTE: Read the above. Any posts found that do not have a cat / kitten picture, cartoon or video will be deleted.)




  • Silly Sunday

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    Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

    This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

    Post a joke.
    Link Up with the URL to your joke in the Linky Tools Widget.
    Read my joke.
    Leave a comment to tell me how much you enjoyed my joke.
    Try and visit a few others participating in Silly Sunday.




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